As a joke, I drew two chalk outlines of birds around the bloodstains and scattered feathers, a subtle joke about my wife's former career as a crime scene investigator.
The next day, one of our volunteers comes in and goes, "some kids have engaged in a Satanic ritual on the front of the church!"
"No, I'm pretty sure it was a hawk."
"It can't be! A hawk couldn't have drawn those pictures!"
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